Boring is an investment. Exciting is a bill.The calmest PostgreSQL deployments in production share one trait. They are boring. Pages stay quiet. Dashboards stay green. The on-call engineer reads a book on Tuesday night. And the people running those databases will tell you, plainly, that boring is the achievement.Think about flying for a minute. The flight everyone wants is the one where the captain says hello, the meal shows up on time, and a few hours later, the wheels touch down in the righ...